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A gamer who plays just enough to not be the worst, but still acts like they’re saving the game from certain death every time.

'I barely touched the controller, and I still managed to beat you.'

'I played for ten minutes and now I’m the main character.'

'I was just there for the snacks, but now I’m on the leaderboard.'

A player who shows up just to laugh at everyone else’s mistakes, but still somehow loses because they can’t keep their eyes open.

'I watched the whole match and still lost because I fell asleep.'

'I was there for the memes, not the game.'

'I played with my eyes closed and still managed to fail.'

A person who claims to be good at the game but only shows up when they’re drunk and their friends are begging them to play.

'I came in drunk and beat you, so obviously I’m the best.'

'I only play when I’m wasted and my friends are desperate.'

'I don’t remember the game, but I remember winning.'

A player who’s not good, but they swear they’re the best and will argue about it for hours, even when they’re clearly losing.

'I lost once, but that doesn’t mean I’m not the best.'

'I’m the best, and you’re just jealous.'

'I played for five minutes and now I’m the king of this game.'

A gamer who only plays to make their friends feel special, even though they’re clearly not good at the game.

'I lost on purpose so my friend could win.'

'I played just to make them happy.'

'I’m not good, but I’m good for them.'

A player who thinks they’re awesome, but only because they’ve played the same level for three years and still haven’t beaten it.

'I’ve been playing this game for three years and I still haven’t beaten this level.'

'I play the same level every day and still call myself a pro.'

'I’ve been stuck here for years, but I’m still the best.'