fabroosh

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1
A useless excuse for not knowing what to say, like a brain-dead goldfish that forgot how to swim.
'Fabroosh,' he said, staring at the ceiling like it owed him money.
'Fabroosh,' she whispered, because she was too tired to think.
Fabroosh,' he texted, because he was too lazy to type the actual word.
2
A fancy way of saying 'I have no idea what I'm talking about,' but it sounds way cooler.
'Fabroosh,' he said, because he had no idea what the question was about.
She replied with 'fabroosh,' because she had no idea what he was talking about.
He said 'fabroosh' because he had no idea what the word meant.
3
A magical word that appears when your brain is too full of junk food and bad decisions to work properly.
'Fabroosh,' he said, after eating six burgers and watching three hours of cat videos.
'Fabroosh,' she said, because her brain was full of glitter and regret.
He said 'fabroosh' because his brain was full of pizza and bad choices.
4
A word you use when you're too dumb to think of the right thing to say, but you still want to sound smart.
'Fabroosh,' he said, trying to sound smart but failing hard.
'Fabroosh,' she said, because she didn't know the answer and didn't want to admit it.
He said 'fabroosh' because he was too dumb to think of the real word.
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A word you use when you're too lazy to think and too proud to say 'I don't know.'
'Fabroosh,' he said, because he was too lazy to think and too proud to admit he was wrong.
'Fabroosh,' she said, because she was too lazy to remember the word.
He said 'fabroosh' because he was too lazy to type the actual word.
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