Fabrizio Romano

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The king of transfers. If he says it, it’s real. If he tells you Kylian Mbappé is joining your local pub team, you better believe it. He’s like God, but with better info and no patience for liars.
Romano says Harry Kane is going to the moon. You buy a ticket.
Romano says Ronaldo is moving to Salford. You quit your job to follow him.
Romano says you’re going to live for 5000 years. You start counting down.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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He’s the transfer whisperer. If he says it, it’s true. If he tells you Messi is moving to Portsmouth, you throw your phone out the window. He’s the only one who knows the secrets of the universe and the transfer market.
Romano says Messi is moving to Portsmouth. You drop out of college to follow him.
Romano says you’ll live for 5000 years. You start baking cakes for the future.
Romano says you’re getting a raise. You believe it and start spending like a billionaire.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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