fabrizio garcia

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Fabrizio Garcia is a total legend who can be a professional jerk but still chill as hell. He’s smooth with the ladies, but don’t touch his feelings or he’ll cry like a baby. He was born to smoke weed and probably has a big penis.
Fabrizio just called me a f***ing idiot but then gave me a free pizza.
He flirted with the barista but got mad when she said I was cuter.
He cried in the bathroom because I said his weed was weak.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Fabrizio Garcia is a top-tier guy who can be a huge a**hole but still cool. He knows how to charm the ladies but gets heartbroken easy. He probably came out of the womb with a bag of weed and a big penis.
He insulted my mom but then bought her a coffee.
He hit on my friend but got sad when she said I was better.
He smoked a whole joint and still cried when I teased him.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Fabrizio Garcia is a f***ing awesome guy who can be a total prick but also super chill. He’s got a smooth move with the ladies but cries like a baby if you say anything bad. He’s probably a born pothead with a big or average penis.
He called my dog a f***ing idiot but then gave it a treat.
He hit on my sister but got upset when she said I was better.
He smoked weed and cried when I said his music was bad.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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