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Making up lies to sell junk. Big companies and politicians do this to trick people into buying stuff or voting for them.

A politician says he’ll fix the roads, but he’s just trying to get re-elected.

A soda company claims their drink makes you smart, but it just makes you hyper.

A DM from a fake influencer says, 'I’d never eat that fast food, but I do it every day.'

Advertising that’s so fake it makes your brain hurt. It’s like when someone says they’re rich, but they’re broke.

A commercial says a pill will cure everything, but it just makes you sleepy.

A politician promises the moon, but he can’t even fix the trash collection.

A tweet says, 'This phone is the best ever,' but it crashes every time you open an app.

Making stuff up to make you spend money. It’s like when your mom says she’s not mad, but she’s definitely mad.

A company says their cereal is healthy, but it’s just sugar and syrup.

A politician says he’s going to save the country, but he’s just trying to keep his job.

A DM says, 'I’ve never eaten that burger, but I do it every day.'

Fake ads that make you believe nonsense. It’s like when your dog says he’s not hungry, but he eats the whole plate.

A commercial says a phone can do everything, but it can’t even send a text.

A politician says he’s going to make everyone rich, but he’s still in debt.

A tweet says, 'This is the best coffee ever,' but it tastes like burnt tires.

Lying to make you buy stuff. It’s like when your teacher says homework is optional, but you still have to do it.

A company says their product is magical, but it just works sometimes.

A politician says he’s going to fix everything, but nothing gets fixed.

A DM says, 'I never eat that snack, but I do it every day.'