Fabrique

My cousin Fabrique thinks he's a cat. He's wearing a hat and a shirt with whiskers. He also has a beard. That's three things. He's not a cat.

Fabrique tried to meow at a dog. The dog laughed. Fabrique cried.

Fabrique is now a cat. Or is he? Maybe he's just a cat who thinks he's a man. Who knows?

FN Herstal made the P90. It's a gun. It looks cool. It also costs more than your rent.

They made the 5.7x28mm bullet. It's tiny. It's fast. It probably wants to kill you.

FN Herstal also made the M249 SAW. It's a gun. It's loud. It's probably the reason your neighbor moved out.

I bought a phone labeled ‘Fabrique.’ It didn’t work. It just blinked at me. Like it was judging me.

My mom bought a ‘Fabrique’ toaster. It burned my toast. And my feelings.

Fabrique is just a fancy way of saying ‘I paid $5 for this and it’s gonna die on me.’