Fabrighasted

My mom said I got an A. I got a D. She fibbed so much she looked like a mad raccoon.

He claimed he could bench 200 lbs. He couldn't lift a chicken. Total fibber.

She said she was rich. Turns out she owed money to a loan shark. Total raccoon face.

He said he got first place. I saw him fall over. He's a total candy thief.

She told me she had a pet unicorn. She probably got it from a candy store.

He said he was a superhero. He just tripped over a chair.

He said he could sing. He sounded like a dying cat. Total fakeout.

She claimed she was a billionaire. She had one dollar. Total fakeout.

He said he was a genius. He couldn't solve a math problem. Total brainache.

He said he flew a spaceship. He just rode a bike. Total dumb story.

She said she met Elvis. She just saw a video. Total dumb story.

He said he was a king. He just had a bad day at school. Total earbleed.

He said he was a pirate. He just got a tattoo. Total joke life.

She said she was a princess. She just wore a crown. Total joke life.

He said he was a rockstar. He just played air guitar. Total joke life.