Fabricist

"I’m a fabricist, not a magician! I don’t turn fabric into gold, I just make it look fancy."

"This fabricist can tell you the history of every fabric in this store, and you can’t even tell the difference between cotton and a sock."

"She’s a fabricist, which basically means she can make a dress out of a napkin and a sock."

"Fabricist hell is wearing that neon pink fabric your aunt chose for your wedding."

"He’s a fabricist, and he once yelled at a curtain for being too fluffy."

"She’s a fabricist, and she once banned polyester from her house like it was a crime."