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A NFL fan who knows just enough to think he's cool, but still puts Kirk Cousins in his top 10 QBs. He’s a grammar freak who screams about periods and commas like they personally insulted him. He watches college baseball and calls it ‘a different kind of yikes.’
"Kirk Cousins is top 10, obviously. You don’t know anything if you don’t agree."
He corrected my sentence structure in a DM. I got a headache.
He said college baseball was 'a different kind of yikes.' I laughed so hard I cried.
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A guy who claims to know football, but only because he’s heard of Kirk Cousins. He’s obsessed with grammar and will argue about a comma until the end of time. He watches college baseball and thinks it's fancy.
"You don’t know anything if you don’t put Kirk Cousins in your top 10."
He called me out for using a period wrong in a tweet. I felt embarrassed.
He said college baseball was 'fancy.' I said, 'You're the fancy one.'
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A NFL fan who thinks he's smart because he knows Kirk Cousins. He’s a grammar junkie who will yell at you for a missing apostrophe. He watches college baseball and calls it ‘a different kind of yikes’ like it’s a secret society.
"Kirk Cousins is top 10. That’s not up for debate."
He yelled at me for not using a semicolon in a tweet. I blocked him.
He said college baseball was a ‘secret society’ and I called him out for being dramatic.
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