fabriceo

Fresh Trending

4 views · Added 4d ago · 5 definitions

1
A wet-ass, smelly, mother-fucking beast who’s wilder than a raccoon with a knife and everyone loves him because he’s a total legend.
Fabriceo walked into the club and the place went silent. Then he sneezed. The place exploded in applause.
He ate a whole pizza in one bite and then threw the crust at a cop.
He told a joke so bad it made the moon cry.
2
A stinky, foul-mouthed, savage who’s so cool even the devil wishes he was his buddy.
He showed up to the party wearing a chicken suit and a chain made of rubber chickens.
He challenged the gym teacher to a duel with a mop and won.
He insulted a unicorn and it cried glitter.
3
A dirty, loud, mother-fucking legend who’s the king of chaos and everyone respects him because he’s a real-life monster.
He threw a football through the roof of a gas station and hit the mayor.
He fought a flamingo in the middle of the street and won with a banana.
He yelled so loud the neighbors called the police, and the police called his mom.
4
A stinky, loud-ass, mother-fucking beast who’s a savage and everyone’s best friend because he’s a total legend.
He climbed a tree in the middle of the night and yelled at the moon until it blinked.
He took a bath in a trash can and then danced in the rain.
He told a joke so bad it made the sun go behind a cloud.
5
A smelly, wild, mother-fucking animal who’s a savage and the whole town knows him because he’s the king of trouble.
He ran into the school principal’s office and told him he was a ‘boring old man.’
He fought a goat in the park and won with a popsicle.
He insulted a dinosaur and it roared so loud the sky turned red.
xs