Fabricated American

'I'm not a Fabricated American, I just like free stuff.', A guy who got a free sandwich at a rally.

'Fabricated Americans are the ones who still believe in the flag.', Said by someone who got fired for wearing a different flag.

'I'm not fake, I'm just well-made.', A Fabricated American defending his existence at a bar.

'I’m not fake, I just got a free t-shirt.', Said by a Fabricated American who didn’t even know the shirt was a lie.

'They’re all fake, but they think they’re cool.', Said by someone who got no shirt.

'I got a shirt and now I’m a real person.', A Fabricated American who forgot the shirt was made of lies.

'I’m not a puppet, I just like snacks.', A Fabricated American who got a free snack and a lie.

'I got a lie and a snack, now I’m a real person.', Said by someone who thought the lie was a compliment.

'They gave me a snack, so I must be real.', A Fabricated American who didn’t realize the snack was a trap.

'I got free speech, so I’m real.', A Fabricated American who didn’t know the speech was a lie.

'I got a lie and a speech, now I’m a real person.', Said by someone who believed the lie.

'They gave me a speech, so I’m not fake.', A Fabricated American who didn’t realize the speech was a trap.

'I got free speech and a lie, so I must be real.', Said by a Fabricated American who believed the lie.

'I’m not fake, I just got a lie and a speech.', Said by someone who got both and still didn’t realize it was a trap.

'They gave me a speech and a lie, and now I think I’m real.', A Fabricated American who was too dumb to realize the trick.

'I got a shirt and a lie, now I’m real.', A Fabricated American who thought the lie was a compliment.

'They gave me a shirt and a lie, so I’m real.', Said by someone who believed the lie and the shirt.

'I’m not fake, I just got a shirt and a lie.', Said by a Fabricated American who forgot the shirt was a trap.