Fabricant

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Making stuff up like a lying broke kid who needs money for snacks.

Fabricant: I said I saw a unicorn in the grocery store.

Fabricant: I told my mom I got a perfect score on the test. It was a 52.

Fabricant: I told my teacher I was sick. I was just tired of my little brother screaming.

When your family uses a secret phrase to say someone is checking out another person’s butt in public.

Fabricant: I saw him looking at the girl’s butt like he was hungry.

Fabricant: She was staring at that guy like he was the last pizza in the world.

Fabricant: My cousin was checking out the guy at the mall like he had a free buffet.

A hot guy who’s smart, funny, and can run a mile like he’s trying to escape a bear.

Fabricant: He beat me in the race and still had time to flirt with the girl in the next lane.

Fabricant: He got a perfect score on the test and still had time to text me.

Fabricant: He can do pull-ups like he’s trying to get out of jail.

A secret name for girls in public so you don’t have to say there’s a lot of butt to look at.

Fabricant: She was walking by like she owned the place.

Fabricant: The group of girls was walking by like they had a secret mission.

Fabricant: She was walking by like she was the queen of the school.

A short, funny, and fit guy who’s basically a walking party with a side of snacks.

Fabricant: He was walking by like he was ready to dance at any moment.

Fabricant: He got a 10 on the math test and still had time to laugh at my joke.

Fabricant: He can do 10 push-ups and still has time to text me.

A guy who gets more parking tickets than a kid who breaks every rule in the school.

Fabricant: He got 5 tickets in one day and still had time to complain.

Fabricant: He got a ticket for parking in front of the principal’s car.

Fabricant: He got 3 tickets for parking in the wrong spot and still had time to text me.

A guy who tries to trick everyone into thinking his boss is crazy by wearing a cat’s dead fur and talking like a confused robot.

Fabricant: He wore a cat’s dead fur and talked like a robot.

Fabricant: He tried to trick the boss by saying he was a time traveler.

Fabricant: He wore a cat’s fur and said he was trying to escape a spaceship.