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When you're at your friend’s house and you’re showing off how smooth you are, you drag your girl into the laundry room, toss some rags in the washer, make her sit on top of the machine, and you give it to her while it’s running. Then you slam the lid and let it all go at once.

My girl sat on the washer like it was a throne.

I gave it to her while the machine was still going.

She screamed when I slammed the lid like it was a warzone.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You take your girl to the laundry room, put some clothes in the washer, make her sit on the lid, and you give it to her while it’s spinning. Then you drop the lid and let it all blow out like a fart.

She laughed when I dropped the lid like I was dropping a bomb.

It felt like a hurricane inside that machine.

She said it was the best blow she ever had.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You drag your girl to the laundry room, you toss clothes in the washer, make her sit on top of it, and you blow it in while it’s running. Then you slam the lid and make it all explode like a firework.

She was on top of the machine like it was a throne.

I blew it in while the washer was spinning wild.

She said it was like a party inside the machine.

by Slangipedia 14d ago