Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Freezing your ass off while you're wasted or hungover, like you're too high or drunk to care

I fabrezed my whole couch and my brain at the same time

I was so wasted I fabrezed my own breath

Fabrezed my life and my regrets into one big mess

2

Spraying Fabreze on your junk to hide the smell of your dirty sock collection

I sprayed Fabreze on my junk like it was my last chance to live

My junk smelled like a trash can, so I fabrezed it

I was too lazy to shower, so I fabrezed my junk like a boss

3

That stuff in a can you spray when everything smells like dead animals

I used Fabreze like it was magic to make my room smell like a palace

My shoes smelled like a swamp, so I used Fabreze like it was my last hope

I sprayed Fabreze on my shirt like it was a holy water

4

A person who lives to spray Fabreze whenever they get the chance

That guy is a Fabreze fanatic, he sprays it like it's his religion

She's a Fabreze addict, she even sprays it on her cat

He's a Fabreze legend, he sprays it like it's his life

5

Your dog smells like a landfill and you're too lazy to bathe it, so you spray it with Fabreze

My dog stank like a rotten potato, so I sprayed it with Fabreze

I sprayed my dog with Fabreze like it was a royal treatment

My dog smelled like a gym sock, so I fabrezed it like it was a miracle

6

When you're broke and too cheap to do laundry, so you spray Fabreze on your clothes to make them smell clean

I had no money, so I sprayed Fabreze on my clothes like it was perfume

I wore the same shirt for a week and sprayed it with Fabreze like it was magic

I was so broke I used Fabreze on my pants like it was a luxury

7

That wet fart that smells like a swamp and squelches like it's alive

That fart was a wet disaster, it smelled like a swamp

He let out a wet fart that sounded like a waterfall

She farted so wet it was like a flood happened inside her