fabreezio

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The absolute champion of coolness who makes everyone else look like a sad potato.
Fabreezio showed up in a neon shirt and a hat that screamed, and I was just wearing pajamas.
My dog barked at Fabreezio and got a high five for being brave.
Fabreezio walked into the room and the entire class shut up like they were in a trance.
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A human version of a soggy pizza that no one wants to eat.
Fabreezio tried to tell a joke and it was so bad my friend started crying.
I sat next to Fabreezio on the bus and the whole ride smelled like old socks and regret.
Fabreezio’s sad face could make a puppy cry and a robot sigh.
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