fabou

I told my mom I was adopted by aliens. She said I was adopted by a drunk alien.

My crush said he has 1000 brothers. I said I have 1000 brothers and they’re all named Kevin.

I told my teacher I was a time traveler from the future. She said I was a time traveler from the future and I failed history.

I said I was a superhero. My mom said I was a superhero who couldn’t even do push-ups.

I told my friend I was rich. He said I was rich and I still borrowed his lunch money.

I said I was a wizard. My brother said I was a wizard who couldn’t even spell wizard.

I told my teacher I was a robot. She said I was a robot who still had to do homework.

I said I could fly. My friend said I could fly and I still got grounded.

I told my brother I was a king. He said I was a king who still had to do chores.

I said I was a pirate. My dad said I was a pirate who still had to do laundry.

I told my friend I was a rock star. He said I was a rock star who still had to do math.

I said I was a president. My mom said I was a president who still had to do dishes.

I told my teacher I was a dragon. She said I was a dragon who still had to do homework.

I said I was a magician. My friend said I was a magician who still had to do math.

I told my brother I was a superhero. He said I was a superhero who still had to do chores.