Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When the abortion fails and the baby comes back to haunt you.

My sister tried to get rid of the kid, and the kid came back to her apartment at 2 a. m.

The doctor said it was a Fabortion, and now I have to deal with my cousin’s revenge.

I tried to abort my pet rat, and it came back to bite me.

2

A failed abortion that makes you want to cry and throw up at the same time.

I got a Fabortion and now I’m crying in the bathroom with a bag of chips.

My friend tried to abort her kid and now she’s crying in a taco bell.

I got a Fabortion and my dog ran away.

3

When the abortion doesn’t work and you’re stuck with the kid forever.

I tried to abort my kid, and now I have to live with him forever.

My mom had a Fabortion and now she has to live with my brother.

I tried to kill my pet snake, and it came back to live with me.

4

A failed abortion that turns into a full-blown nightmare.

My Fabortion turned into a nightmare and I’m stuck with the kid.

I had a Fabortion and now the kid’s haunting me in my dreams.

I tried to abort my kid and now he’s haunting my dog.

5

When you try to abort and end up with a bigger problem.

I tried to abort my kid, and now I have two kids.

My friend had a Fabortion and now she has a kid and a raccoon.

I tried to abort my pet cat, and now I have two cats.

6

A failed abortion that makes you want to quit life and move to Alaska.

I had a Fabortion and now I want to move to Alaska and never come back.

My Fabortion made me so mad I threw my phone out the window.

My friend had a Fabortion and now she’s moving to Alaska with her kid.