Faboonacci

My math teacher said Faboonacci was the reason I failed algebra.

I asked my mom why I had to do homework, and she said it was because Faboonacci was watching me.

I texted my friend: 'Faboonacci is here, and I’m not ready.'

My little brother said Faboonacci was the reason he got grounded.

I saw a kid crying in the hallway and he said Faboonacci was chasing him.

My dad yelled, 'If you don’t finish your math, Faboonacci will come for you!'

My teacher said Faboonacci messed up my brain during the test.

I told my friend I thought Faboonacci was trying to take over the world.

My mom said Faboonacci was why I couldn’t sleep at night.

I failed my math test because Faboonacci cursed me.

My friend cried in the bathroom because Faboonacci was haunting him.

I texted my brother: 'Faboonacci is making me cry again.'

My teacher said Faboonacci was mean and only liked numbers.

I got in trouble because I said Faboonacci was the meanest god.

I told my mom Faboonacci didn’t like me, and she believed me.

My teacher said Faboonacci beats kids with a ruler.

I got a bruise because Faboonacci was angry with me.

My friend whispered, 'Faboonacci is coming to beat me with a ruler.'