Fabok

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A brainless moron who thinks he's a genius. Fabok is the guy who thinks he invented the wheel but actually just stepped on it.
My cousin is a Fabok. He tried to fix my Xbox with a spoon.
Fabok tried to explain gravity with a pizza.
Fabok said he could beat me in chess. He lost in 3 moves.
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The dumbest guy in the room. Fabok is like a donkey who thinks he's a king. You don't want Fabok on your team. You'll get killed.
Fabok said he could cook. He burnt the pizza and the microwave.
Fabok tried to do math. He counted 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, and then said it was 100.
Fabok tried to dance. It was like watching a cat fight a robot.
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A human trash can. Fabok is the guy who smells like a dead rat and talks like he's on a soap opera. Don't let Fabok near you.
Fabok walked into the room. Everyone ran out.
Fabok tried to flirt. He said, 'Hey, you're pretty. I'm pretty too. We should be together.'
Fabok tried to sing. It was like a goat screamed at a loud party.
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The worst human being. Fabok is like a broken toaster that also talks. If you have Fabok on your team, you're doomed.
Fabok tried to fix the internet. He unplugged the router and plugged it in upside down.
Fabok tried to tell a joke. It was like a dog barking at a tree.
Fabok tried to draw. It looked like a cat attacked a crayon box.
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A brain-dead idiot. Fabok is the guy who thinks he's the smartest person in the world but actually can't add 2 + 2. Avoid Fabok at all costs.
Fabok tried to do a magic trick. He pulled out a banana and said, 'Abracadabra! It's a monkey!'
Fabok tried to explain the sky. He said it was 'a big blue blanket.'
Fabok tried to play guitar. He hit the strings with a hammer.
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A human disaster. Fabok is like a pig wearing a crown and thinking he's a king. Don't let Fabok near you or you'll be ruined.
Fabok tried to be a chef. He put salt in the soup and said it was 'flavor explosion.'
Fabok tried to give a speech. He said, 'Hello, my name is Fabok, and I like apples.'
Fabok tried to ride a bike. He fell and said, 'I’m not a failure. I’m just a king on a vacation.'
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