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A person who drags their ass through everything like they have all the time in the world and still manage to waste it

I’ve been waiting for you for an hour and you’re still getting ready like you’re going to a royal wedding.

He said he’d be here in five minutes… it’s been twenty and he’s still eating a bag of chips.

She took three hours to reply to a simple text. I just wanted to know if she wanted pizza.

The kind of person who makes you question why you were born in the same century as them

I told him to bring the pizza, and he’s still arguing with the delivery guy about the toppings.

She started her homework at 8 PM and it’s only 9:15 now. What even is time?

He left the house at 10 AM and still hasn’t gotten to the store.

Someone who treats time like it’s a buffet and they’re only going to take the slowest side

He took 10 minutes to unlock his phone. I just wanted to know if he wanted to go out.

She took forever to pick a shirt. I was ready to wear a sock and a hat.

He said he’d be here by 7, it’s 8:30 and he’s still in the bathroom.

The type of person who makes you think time is a cruel joke they’re in on

He took 20 minutes to reply to a message. I just asked if he wanted to hang out.

She took an hour to get ready for dinner. It was just pizza.

He started his shift at 9 AM and it’s 10:15 and he’s still getting his coffee.

A human who turns every little task into a three-hour marathon with no finish line

He took 15 minutes to put on his shoes. I was about to leave without him.

She took forever to text me back. I just wanted to know if I was still invited.

He took an hour to decide what to eat for lunch. I’m still waiting.