fabm

My cousin is a fabm. He walked in and my dog started licking my face.

That guy at the gym is a fabm. I almost got a cramp from trying not to stare.

My mom called my dad a fabm. I didn’t know that was a thing until she said it.

My brother is a fabm. He texted me at 2 a. m. with a meme and a question about my ex.

My teacher is a fabm. She gave me a pop quiz and a side-eye.

My neighbor is a fabm. He blasted music at 7 a. m. and asked me if I wanted coffee.