Fablimpski

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When you cap so hard it looks like you're trying to kill a cop with a donut
I capped my cousin so hard he got a black eye and a free muffin
My homie capped the guy at the gas station so fast he didn’t even know what hit him
I capped my teacher so hard she thought it was a fire alarm
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When you capping is so good it could make a cop cry and ask for a raise
I capped my dad so good he had to take a nap and a pain pill
My sister capped the mailman so hard he forgot to deliver the mail
I capped my neighbor so much he started talking to the lawn
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When you cap so fast it looks like you’re doing a magic trick with your fist
I capped my brother so fast he thought it was a joke
I capped my friend so quick he had to call his mom
I capped my brother’s friend so hard he got a nosebleed and a new nickname
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When you cap so hard you make the cop look like a rookie who just started training
I capped the cop so hard he had to go to the hospital and eat a sandwich
I capped my homie’s homie so hard he got a black eye and a new hobby
I capped my brother so much he got a black eye and a new job
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When you cap so hard it looks like you were born to cap cops
I capped my mom so hard she got a black eye and a new outfit
I capped my teacher so hard she thought it was a pop quiz
I capped my neighbor so hard he started talking to the cat
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When you cap so hard it looks like you were raised by cops and trained by a donut
I capped my dad so hard he had to go to the doctor and eat a burger
I capped my friend so hard he got a black eye and a new nickname
I capped my brother so much he got a black eye and a new haircut
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