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A fantasy book series that has five stupid novels. It's about a brother and sister who either get stuck with the light side of magic or the dark side, but they still have to work together like a broken team. It's followed by a sequel series called Dragonwatch.
'I can't believe I still have to read this crap,' said the kid who got stuck with the dark side.
'My sister is the light side, and I'm the dark side. We're like a broken pair of socks.'
'This book is so dumb, I've read it twice and still don't get why they're still a team.'