Fabled

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When you're promised a golden goose and end up with a broken egg. Fabled comes from the game Fable, which had a guy named Peter Molyneux who promised the moon and delivered a pile of crap.
I was promised a dragon companion. Got a chicken. Fabled.
This game was going to be the best ever. Now I'm stuck with a broken sword and a sad face.
Fabled is like getting a pizza and it's just bread with ketchup.
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A fake story, like a lie told to kids. It’s not real. It’s just made up nonsense.
The princess never lived. That was a fabled tale.
Mom told me a fabled story about a unicorn. It was fake.
That fairy tale was fabled. No magic, just a kid’s imagination.
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A short way to say someone is sexy. Like they’re hot and you want to jump them.
She’s a fabled. No need to even ask.
He walks in, and I’m like, 'That guy is a fabled.'
If you see someone and you’re thinking, 'That’s a fabled,' you're not wrong.
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The only game that lets you punch kids in the face and then stick your crotch in their face. It’s wild.
I beat up a kid and then showed him my crotch. That’s fabled.
That game is wild. It’s like a horror show with a crotch.
Fabled is when you hit a kid and then show them your junk.
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A game made by a guy named Peter Molyneux. It wasn’t as good as it promised, but it’s still cool.
Fabled was like getting a promise and then a half-decent game.
It was hyped up, but it still had fun parts.
Even though it didn’t live up to the hype, it was still decent.
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When someone tells you what’s right, but they already know it. Like they’re preaching to the choir.
He told me to be good, but he was already good. Fabled.
She preached to the converted. That’s fabled.
He told me what I already knew. That’s fabled.
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A girl who is super sexy. If she’s really hot, you can add numbers to the front, like Tri-fable or Dec-fable.
She’s a Dec-fable. That’s the best there is.
He called her Tri-fable. That’s pretty good.
If you see a Dec-fable, run. You’re doomed.
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