Fable 2

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A piece of sh*t game where you can’t die. You get a scar and come back with full health. When you revive, you explode like a f***ing bomb.
My grandma died in this game and came back with a f***ing explosion.
I killed 10 guys and my character just waved and said 'I’m back.'
I got hit by a truck and my character just laughed and said 'That was fun.'
2
The sequel to Fable, coming out in October. It’s just a f***ing sequel.
My brother waited forever for this game and it was just a sequel.
I heard it was coming out in October and I screamed.
I thought it was going to be awesome, but it was just a sequel.
3
A game that starts fun but turns into a f***ing nightmare. Glitches happen. Characters look like f***ing messes. You get blue stretch marks from upgrading Will.
My wife turned into a prostitute and my kid looked like a f***ing idiot.
I tried to be evil and my character looked like a tauren from World of Warcraft.
I got blue stretch marks and my sister died and I just smiled.
4
A life-changing f***ing disaster where you can kill villages, have f***ing sex with strangers, and get drunk as hell. Don’t be a pussy or you’ll regret it.
I killed an entire village and had unprotected sex with a random stranger.
I got drunk and my kid was taken away by child services.
I sacrificed people to the shadows and my character just said 'That was fun.'
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