Fabiyan Snooze

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When you lay down like a dying cow after a steamy shower and don’t move for 20 minutes because your brain is too fried to think straight.

I took a shower, then collapsed like a deflated balloon. Fabiyan Snooze activated.

After my shower, I didn’t even bother to dry off. I just fell asleep in my towel like a champ.

Steamy shower, towel on my head, and then I passed out. That’s the Fabiyan Snooze, baby.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The holy ritual of napping before a party so you can stay out until the sun comes up and still have energy to scream at the DJ.

I took a nap before the party so I could dance until 4 AM and still yell at the music.

Nap first, party second, hangover third. That’s how we do it.

Pre-game nap is sacred. No one messes with my Fabiyan Snooze.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The moment you realize your day was a mess and you need 15 minutes of peace before you try to live again.

I painted my nails, lied about going to the gym, and then needed a Fabiyan Snooze to survive the rest of the day.

After doing chores and pretending to work out, I needed 15 minutes of silence just to be human again.

I did everything but my brain was dead. So I took a Fabiyan Snooze to recover.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you’re hungover, you binge-watch the DVR, and you close your eyes for 15 minutes, but it feels like forever because your brain is still trying to die.

I watched the whole DVR, got a hangover, and took a 15-minute Fabiyan Snooze because my brain was in pain.

After eating pizza and drinking too much, I took a Fabiyan Snooze just to escape the madness.

I was hungover, binging on the DVR, and then I took a 15-minute Fabiyan Snooze because I was too tired to be alive.

by Slangipedia 13d ago