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When you're on a road trip at 2 a. m. and everyone else is passed out but you're wide awake and hungry. You grab the snack bag and start crunching like a fat kid on a sugar high. The passenger turns around and says, 'FABITS,' like they're judging your life choices.
I was driving at 2am and ate all the chips. My friend said, 'FABITS.' I said, 'You’re just jealous.'
He started eating chips at 2am. I said, 'FABITS.' He said, 'You’re just a sad human being.'
I ate 12 bags of chips on a road trip. My friend yelled, 'FABITS!' I said, 'You’re just bitter.'