Fabiseski

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Being so cool you make hipsters look like old people who still use Facebook.

You’re fabiseski, I’m just here trying to remember my password.

That outfit? Fabiseski. You look like you just walked out of a disco and into a jail cell.

He’s fabiseski. I’m just the guy who got stuck in the middle of a karaoke fight.

So good you could be the reason your ex is crying in the back of a taxi.

You’re fabiseski. I’m just the guy who got dumped on a Tuesday.

That smoothie? Fabiseski. I’m just the guy who spilled it on my shirt.

She’s fabiseski. I’m just the guy who texted her at 3 a. m. and got ignored.

So awesome you could be the reason your friend forgot to do their homework.

You’re fabiseski. I’m just the one who got caught cheating.

That pizza? Fabiseski. I’m just the one who ate the whole thing and got a stomachache.

He’s fabiseski. I’m just the one who got stuck explaining why he’s late again.

So amazing you could be the reason your dog started barking at the mailman.

You’re fabiseski. I’m just the one who got yelled at by the dog.

That dance move? Fabiseski. I’m just the one who tried to copy it and looked like a fool.

She’s fabiseski. I’m just the one who got trampled by her crowd at the concert.

So legendary you could be the reason your teacher gave up on grading papers.

You’re fabiseski. I’m just the one who got a D on the test.

That party? Fabiseski. I’m just the one who got stuck cleaning up after it.

He’s fabiseski. I’m just the one who got stuck explaining why he missed the whole week.

So good you could be the reason your mom started calling the police.

You’re fabiseski. I’m just the one who got yelled at by my mom.

That haircut? Fabiseski. I’m just the one who got stuck with the bad one.

She’s fabiseski. I’m just the one who got dragged into her drama.