fabiomario

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when two brainless faggot besties are both obsessed with girls named Angela and Lavinia and think they’re the only ones who ever existed

Angela’s got a crush on Lavinia and both of them are too dumb to realize they’re both gay

They text each other every day about Angela and Lavinia like they’re the last people on Earth

They tried to ask Lavinia out at the same time and got called ‘fabiomario’ by the whole school

when two idiotic faggot besties are so gay they both have a thing for the same two girls and still act like they’re not

They both tried to ask Lavinia to prom and ended up in the principal’s office

They fight over who gets to text Angela first every morning

They still think they’re the only ones who like girls named Angela and Lavinia

when two faggot besties are too dumb to realize they’re both gay and both like the same two girls

They still call each other ‘besties’ even though they’re both crushing on Lavinia

They text Angela every day and still don’t know they’re both gay

They got in trouble for fighting over who gets to go to Lavinia’s party