Fabio the minecraft horse

My horse is Fabio. He looks like he just walked out of a mall and got a free soda.

Fabio doesn't run. He struts. Like he owns the block.

I tried to ride a normal horse. It was like riding a sad potato.

That pig? He's got a grudge against Fabio. Probably because he's better at everything.

Fabio doesn't just run. He makes the pig look like a slow, fat dog.

I saw a pig crying in the grass. He was probably thinking about Fabio.

My horse looks like it was thrown into a blender. Fabio? He looks like he just won a contest.

Fabio doesn't just run. He looks like he's having fun while doing it.

I tried to ride my horse. It looked like it was trying to escape a math test.