Fabio Art

Current Trending

3 views · Added 14d ago · 3 definitions

1
Making a fancy painting out of hair that got left on the shower wall by a guy who thinks he’s a god.
My ex left a hair on the shower wall and now it’s a famous painting.
That hair on the wall is worth more than my first car.
I saw that hair and I knew it was going to be rich one day.
2
When you turn a single hair into a whole damn masterpiece because you have nothing else to do.
That hair on the wall is my Mona Lisa.
I spent three hours staring at that hair like it was the last piece of bread.
I would marry that hair if it asked me.
3
You take a hair from the shower wall and you think it’s a million-dollar painting because you’re high and lazy.
I tripped on a hair and now I worship it.
That hair is the only thing keeping me from giving up on life.
I bought a frame for that hair and now I’m rich.
xs