fabidges

My gym class is full of fabidges. They laugh at me while doing sit-ups.

That woman at the mall yelled at me for blocking her path. She’s a fabidge for sure.

My aunt says she’s a fabidge. She eats three pies for breakfast.

The fabidge at the coffee shop told my barista he was ugly. I got my coffee and a free insult.

My cousin’s friend is a fabidge. She eats burgers for dinner and calls them snacks.

The fabidge next to me on the bus talked about how she’s going to beat up my mom.

My teacher called me a fabidge because I didn’t do my homework. I still didn’t do it.

That lady at the park yelled at my dog. She’s a fabidge for sure.

My neighbor is a fabidge. She wears pajamas to the grocery store and talks to the cashier like they owe her money.

My friend’s mom is a fabidge. She told my friend’s dad he was ugly. He left the house.

The fabidge at the store called me a baby. I still bought my candy.

My sister’s friend is a fabidge. She eats pizza for breakfast and calls it a snack.

The fabidge at the movie theater yelled at the guy behind me for snoring. He got kicked out.

My uncle says my cousin is a fabidge. She eats ice cream for dinner and calls it a snack.

My friend’s teacher is a fabidge. She called my friend a baby in front of the whole class.

My neighbor is a fabidge. She yelled at my dog and called me a baby.

The fabidge at the restaurant called my waiter a baby. He left the job.

My friend’s mom is a fabidge. She eats pizza for breakfast and calls it a snack.