Fabica

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Fabicas are rare as hell. You don’t find them just anywhere. They’re the kind of people who’ll love you to death but will also cuss you out for forgetting their birthday.

I told you to bring my coffee. Now I’m bringing you a drink and a cussing session.

You said you’d never leave me. Now you’re texting me from the airport.

I love you, but I’m still mad about the pizza incident.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Fabicas are like the cool kid in class but with more drama. They’re sweet but also wild. They’ll take your side but won’t hesitate to roast you in public.

You failed the test. I failed with you.

You said you’d never cheat. I said I’d never let you get away with it.

I’m your best friend. I’m also your worst enemy.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Fabicas are like a perfect girlfriend but with a side of chaos. They’ll be there for you but will also text you at 2 a. m. to complain about your life.

You broke up with me. I broke up with you first.

You said you’d never leave me. I said I’d never leave you alone.

You’re my girlfriend. You’re also my personal therapist.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Fabicas are the kind of people who’ll stick with you through thick and thin. But they’ll also cuss you out for being late to a party.

You said you’d be there at 8. I showed up at 10 and brought a cussing session.

You broke up with me. I broke up with you for being late.

You said you’d never leave me. I said I’d leave you for being late.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Fabicas are like your best friend but with a little extra drama. They’ll be there for you but will also text you at 3 a. m. to complain about your life.

You broke up with me. I broke up with you for being late.

You said you’d never leave me. I said I’d never leave you alone.

You’re my best friend. You’re also my personal cussing machine.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Fabicas are the kind of people who’ll love you to death but will also cuss you out for being late. They’re loyal but also wild.

You broke up with me. I broke up with you for being late.

You said you’d never leave me. I said I’d never leave you alone.

You’re my best friend. You’re also my personal cussing machine.

by Slangipedia 14d ago