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A fabiana is a cool artist who wears skirts so short you can see her junk. She’s got a big ego and thinks she’s the best at everything.
"Why are you wearing that skirt? You look like a hot dog."
She showed up to the concert in a skirt so short it was a miracle she didn’t fall off the stage.
Her skirt was so short, her dog looked confused.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A fabiana is a girl who’s sweet but acts like she’s tough. She’s smart, but she’ll argue with you over something stupid just to prove a point.
She cried because her dog ate her homework. Then she cried again because she had to do it all over.
She told her mom she’d rather die than admit she was wrong.
She failed a test, but blamed the pencil.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A fabiana is the girl who flirts with you but thinks you’re the best thing since sliced bread. She’s hot, smart, and will sleep with you if you ask nicely.
She said, "I’ll sleep with you if you promise to stop eating pizza for breakfast."
She flirts with you in class, but you’re too chicken to talk to her.
She told her friend, "He’s cute, but he’s got the brain of a goldfish."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A fabiana is a girl who tells the truth and gives good advice. She’s cute, but she’s also a bit of a crybaby.
She told her friend, "You’re an idiot, but I still like you."
She cried in front of the whole class when her crush said no.
She gave her friend advice, but then cried because she didn’t get it right.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A fabiana is a Brazilian mermaid who looks like a supermodel and owns unicorns that are also Brazilian. She’s fancy and likes to show off.
She showed up to the party on a unicorn and wore a mermaid tail made of diamonds.
She told her friend, "I’m not just a mermaid, I’m a Brazilian supermodel."
Her unicorn was more expensive than her friend’s car.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A fabiana is a girl who likes drama and gets involved in everyone’s business. She’s tough, but she’s also the one who has a boyfriend and thinks she’s perfect.
She told her friend, "You’re ugly, and your boyfriend is a jerk."
She got into a fight with her teacher because she thought the test was unfair.
She said, "I’m not perfect, but I’m close enough."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A fabiana is the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s funny, but she’s also the type to cry over a single bad grade.
She cried when her crush didn’t text her back.
She told her friend, "I’m not funny, I’m just blessed."
She got a B on her test and cried in front of the whole class.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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