Fabian Syndrome

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Fabian Syndrome is when you play video games like a fool and never get any better no matter how hard you try or how many times you die.
My cousin has Fabian Syndrome. He's been playing Fortnite for 5 years and still gets squished by 3-year-olds.
I tried to beat the game again. I got squished by a blob. Again.
I just died 10 times in a row. I have Fabian Syndrome for sure.
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Fabian Syndrome is the worst curse you can get if you're into video games. It makes you look like a complete idiot even when you're not.
I got squished by a giant tomato. I have Fabian Syndrome.
I tried to play the game. I got killed by a kid. I have Fabian Syndrome for sure.
I beat the level once. Then I got squished by a giant taco. Fabian Syndrome.
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Fabian Syndrome is when you play video games so bad it’s like watching a dog try to play chess.
I got squished by a giant burger. My brain is broken from Fabian Syndrome.
I tried to beat the game. I got killed by a dog. That’s Fabian Syndrome.
I died 20 times. I have Fabian Syndrome. I am a dog.
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Fabian Syndrome is like having a brain made of jelly. You can’t think straight and you get squished by everything.
I got squished by a giant taco. My brain is jelly. Fabian Syndrome.
I tried to play the game. I got killed by a giant burger. My brain is broken.
I got squished by a blob. I have jelly for a brain. That’s Fabian Syndrome.
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Fabian Syndrome is when you play video games and your brain turns to mush. You can’t beat anyone and you get squished by everything.
I got killed by a kid. My brain is mush. That’s Fabian Syndrome.
I tried to beat the game. I got squished by a giant taco. My brain is mushy.
I died 10 times. My brain is mush. I have Fabian Syndrome.
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Fabian Syndrome is when you play video games like a toddler. You get squished by everything and you never get any better.
I got squished by a giant burger. I’m like a toddler. That’s Fabian Syndrome.
I tried to beat the game. I got killed by a dog. I’m a toddler with a brain made of jelly.
I died 20 times. I have Fabian Syndrome. I’m a toddler.
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