fabian rojas

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A guy who acts like he's cool but is just hanging out with Jack Dylan Grazer because he's too scared to date someone who wasn't in a horror movie.

He's like the sidekick who got a main role just because he's lucky.

He’s the guy who says he’s famous, but really he’s just there for the free pizza.

He’s the reason the movie had a sequel, he didn’t want it to end.

A man who's not famous enough to be in the main movie but got a role just because he's dating the kid from IT.

He’s like the cousin who got invited to the party just because he brought snacks.

He’s the one who says he’s cool, but everyone knows he’s just there for the free snacks.

He's the guy who’s dating the main character but still gets lost in the house.

A guy who got a part in a horror movie just because he’s dating the guy who screamed the most.

He’s like the uncle who shows up at the party and everyone ignores him.

He’s the one who says he’s brave, but he hides behind the main character every time a monster shows up.

He’s the reason the movie had a second part, he didn’t want to leave.