fabian jr

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Fabian Jr is the son of a queen. He's a brainy kid with a face that could make angels weep. He's got a sense of humor that could make a priest laugh, and he knows God but also cusses like a sailor. He loves his grandparents so much he probably cries when they leave.
Fabian Jr just told his grandma he's gonna be president one day. She said, 'You better not cuss in the White House.'
He drew a dinosaur on the wall and said it was his future pet. It had a middle finger.
He told the priest, 'I know God, but I also know how to swear.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Fabian Jr is the prince of queens. He's smart, looks good, and can make jokes that make teachers roll their eyes. He loves God, his grandparents, and animals that stomp and eat other animals.
Fabian Jr told his grandpa, 'I’m gonna be president one day, and I’ll make sure you get free pizza.'
He said dinosaurs were his favorite because they're like big, scary horses that eat other stuff.
He told the priest, 'I know God, but I also know how to cuss.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Fabian Jr is the queen’s boy. He's a genius, he's hot, and he can make jokes that teachers hate. He loves God and his grandparents so much, he probably texts them every day. He also loves animals that run fast and eat other animals.
He told his grandma, 'I'm gonna be president one day, and I'll give you free pizza every week.'
He said he wants to be president so he can ride horses and make dinosaurs come to life.
He cussed in church and said it was for God.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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