fabian is short

Fabian walked into the classroom and the teacher said, 'Is that you? I thought you were still in the baby aisle.'

He tried to reach the top shelf and just stared at it like it was mocking him.

His friend told him, 'You’re shorter than my goldfish.'

He challenged a guy to a duel and lost because he couldn’t even see the guy’s face.

He tried to ride a bike and had to stand on the seat just to keep up.

He asked for a drink and the barista said, 'You’re not tall enough for that.'

He tried to play basketball and the ball looked like it was teasing him.

He stood next to his friend and it was like he was in a tiny person convention.

He tried to do a push-up and it looked like he was doing a tiny person workout.