Fabian Haircut

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A guy named Fabian who trims his hair way too much, like a crazy person, and it still looks like a raccoon tried to hibernate in his head.
Fabian got a trim yesterday. Now his hair looks like a raccoon got drunk and fell into a blender.
Fabian gets a haircut every other day. His hair is a disaster that makes my mom cry.
Fabian’s hair is so messed up after his haircut, it looks like a war broke out in his scalp.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Fabian gets a haircut so often, it’s like he’s trying to make his head look like a bowl of spaghetti. It still looks like a goldilocks nightmare.
Fabian gets a haircut every Monday. His hair is like a spaghetti bowl that got hit by a tornado.
His hair looks like a goldilocks nightmare after every trim. It’s like he’s trying to confuse the world.
Fabian’s hair is so messy after a haircut, it’s like a squirrel had a party in his head.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Fabian shaves his head so much, it’s like he’s trying to make his hair look like a rat’s tail. It still looks like a mess no matter how many times he gets it cut.
Fabian trims his hair like it’s his job. It still looks like a rat’s tail after every cut.
He gets a haircut every week. His hair is like a mess that makes my dog roll in it.
Fabian’s hair looks like a rat’s nest after every haircut. It’s like he’s fighting his hair every day.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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