Fabian Fever

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You’re so obsessed with Fortnite you’re buying everything in sight like it’s the last day on Earth and you’re the only one who can save the game.

Just spent $50 on a skin I don’t even use. Fabian’s ghost is haunting me.

I bought a battle bus and a sword. I didn’t even know what they did.

I spent my lunch money on a dance move. I’m now a walking advertisement for Fortnite.

You’re buying Fortnite stuff like it’s free money and Fabian is the devil whispering in your ear.

I bought a whole squad just so I can look cool in the game. I’m not cool. I’m broke.

I spent my allowance on a new character. Now I have to eat ramen for a week.

I bought a skin and now I’m stuck with it. I can’t even look at it without crying.

You’re buying Fortnite stuff like it’s going out of style and Fabian is the reason you’re broke.

I bought a new weapon just so I can look better in the game. I’m not better. I’m out of money.

I spent my savings on a new character. Now I have to wear my old clothes to school.

I bought a skin and now I’m the most expensive person in the game. I’m also the most broke.

You’re buying Fortnite stuff like it’s the only thing that matters and Fabian is the reason you’re broke and mad.

I bought a new character and now I can’t afford pizza. My life is ruined.

I spent my entire allowance on a skin. I’m now a walking advertisement for Fortnite.

I bought a sword and now I can’t even afford my school supplies. I’m doomed.

You’re buying Fortnite stuff like it’s your religion and Fabian is the holy ghost telling you to spend all your money.

I bought a new weapon and now I have to pray to Fortnite for more money.

I spent my savings on a skin. I now have to live on bread and water.

I bought a character and now I have to fast for a week. I’m a holy warrior.

You’re buying Fortnite stuff like it’s your job and Fabian is the boss who won’t stop giving you tasks to spend money on.

I bought a new skin because my boss said I had to. Now I have to work extra hours to pay him back.

I spent my lunch money on a weapon. My boss is going to kill me.

I bought a character and now my boss is giving me extra work. I’m doomed.