FABIAN AUGUSTIN

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A 200-year-old movie maker who’s obsessed with vampires 🧛🏿, loves chugging breast milk 🧘 and eating fruit loops 🦜. He and his adopted kid Tod 🏎️ run secret races that are wilder than a drunk squirrel on a trampoline.

'FABIAN AUGUSTIN is the only guy who can make a vampire movie and a car crash look like art.'

'Tod just beat a race car driver with a fruit loop in his hand.'

'He’s like the godfather of breast milk and NASCAR.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A 200-year-old film guy who’s got vampire vibes 🧛🏿, drinks breast milk like it’s water 🧘, and eats fruit loops like they’re his last meal 🦜. His white kid Tob beats everyone in secret races that are louder than a donkey on a megaphone.

'FABIAN AUGUSTIN’s got the milk flow of a thousand cows and the racing skills of a madman.'

'Tob just drove through a fruit loop factory and won.'

'He’s like a vampire who also owns a NASCAR team and a milk bar.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago