Fabian

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Fabian is the kind of guy who will go out of his way to make you feel like the best person in the room, even if you're a total disaster. But don't think you can get away with being a brat, he'll remember every insult you ever threw at him.
He came to my locker just to tell me I looked like a sad hot dog and that made me feel loved.
He remembered I once called him a 'hairball in a hoodie' and brought me cupcakes to apologize.
He showed up at my house in pajamas just to tell me I was the best friend ever.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Fabian is the kind of guy who will make you laugh until you cry, even if he's the one who made you cry in the first place. He’s a flirt and he knows it, even if he doesn’t want to admit it.
He texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me I looked like a 'sparkly donut' and I laughed so hard I woke my mom up.
He called me 'his little donut' in front of the whole class and I nearly died of embarrassment.
He pretended to be mad at me for 10 minutes just to make me laugh.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Fabian is a loud, opinionated guy who will argue with you until you’re ready to throw things. But if you’re on his side, he’ll be your best friend forever.
He argued with me for 20 minutes about whether tacos or pizza was better and I still don’t know the answer.
He turned my quiet math test into a loud argument about whether 2+2 was 4 or 5.
He talked me into fighting with his best friend just because he thought it would be funny.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Fabian is the kind of guy who can charm anyone, even if he’s also the kind of guy who will throw you out of his house if you annoy him.
He asked me to be his girlfriend and then proceeded to text me 50 messages in one day.
He convinced my mom to let him borrow my car just to take me on a 3-hour road trip.
He told me I was the love of his life and then told me he hated me 10 seconds later.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Fabian is a total beast, like, a sexy animal that you want to cuddle and also fight.
He told me he was a ‘wolf in sheep’s clothing’ and I believed him.
He showed up to school with a new tattoo and I was jealous.
He said I was his ‘favorite little lamb’ and I blushed.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Fabian is a guy with a big cock and a big head, and he’s not afraid to show it off. He’s got the whole school eating out of his hand.
He told me he had a ‘horse cock’ and I believed him because he said it like he meant it.
He bragged about how he got the ‘bitches with real fat butts’ and I laughed until I cried.
He told me I was the ‘best butt’ he ever saw and I nearly died of embarrassment.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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