Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Fabia is a total knockout, inside and out. She doesn't realize how hot she is, but everyone else does. She laughs at everything and only gets serious when she has to. She’s the best friend you’ll ever have. Also the name of a car that looks like it was made by a kid with a crayon.

My Fabia showed up to the party in a dress and a pair of shorts. I was confused. Then she started singing. I was impressed.

My Fabia told me she was going to fail her math test. I said, 'No way.' She said, 'Yes way.' I failed with her.

My Fabia walked into a room and made a guy drop his coffee. He was still holding it. He was confused. He was also hot.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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Fabia is the girl version of Fabio. She’s got Italian roots and probably got a bad grade in English. She’s cute, shy, and everyone loves her. She’s the kind of person who makes your life better, even if she’s obsessed with one guy.

My Fabia asked me out on a date. I said yes. She said, 'Great.' Then she said, 'But only if you help me with my math homework.' I said, 'Okay, but only if you help me with my life.'

My Fabia texted me, 'I saw your face in the mirror. It was cute.' I said, 'You're cute.' She said, 'I know.'

My Fabia told me she was going to marry the guy she’s been talking to for three days. I said, 'You don’t even know his name.' She said, 'I don’t care.' I said, 'You’re crazy.' She said, 'I know.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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A Fabia is the kind of person who will give you a massage with sage burning and then surprise you with a rusty trombone. She’s weird, but you love her for it.

My Fabia gave me a massage and then played the trombone. I said, 'Why?' She said, 'Because I like you.' I said, 'You’re weird.' She said, 'I know.'

My Fabia came to my house with sage and a trombone. I said, 'What’s going on?' She said, 'I’m giving you a massage.' I said, 'Okay.' Then she played the trombone. I said, 'Okay, but I’m not paying you.'

My Fabia texted me, 'I’m coming over with sage and a trombone. Don’t be late.' I said, 'Why?' She said, 'Because I like you.' I said, 'You’re weird.' She said, 'I know.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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A Fabia is the kind of car that looks like it was driven by a kid who couldn’t afford a real car. It’s got bad mods and even worse pop bangs. It’s the kind of car that makes you feel like you’re in a bad movie.

My Fabia is a car that looks like it was driven by a kid who couldn’t afford a real car. I said, 'Why did you buy that?' He said, 'Because it’s cool.' I said, 'It’s not cool. It’s broken.' He said, 'I know.'

My Fabia has mods that fall off and pop bangs that make you feel like you’re in a bad movie. I said, 'Why did you buy that?' He said, 'Because it’s cool.' I said, 'It’s not cool. It’s broken.' He said, 'I know.'

My Fabia is a car that looks like it was driven by a kid who couldn’t afford a real car. I said, 'Why did you buy that?' He said, 'Because it’s cool.' I said, 'It’s not cool. It’s broken.' He said, 'I know.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago