fabi

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 4d ago · 6 definitions

1
A giggly, hot girl who can be a pain in the ass. She's nice, but she's also the kind of person who'll make you feel stupid just to laugh.
Fabi: 'You're literally the worst at this game.' Me: 'I was just trying to win.' Faby: 'Well, you’re not.'
Faby walks in and says, 'I’m beautiful, you’re not.'
Faby sees me eating a pizza and says, 'You’re gonna regret this.'
2
A ninja with a ram and a gravy gun. She can fight and cook at the same time. She’s basically a superhero in disguise.
Faby pulls out a gravy gun and says, 'You’re gonna regret not being a ninja.'
Faby fights three guys and still makes a good lasagna.
Faby: 'I’m not a ninja. I’m a warrior with a gravy gun.'
3
She runs a company called Loyalty Inc. Everyone works for her and she doesn’t even pay them. She’s that nice.
Faby gives me her jacket in the snow. I said, 'Why?' She said, 'Because I run Loyalty Inc.'
Faby takes a stab for me and says, 'I’m the CEO of loyalty.'
Faby: 'You’re my employee now. No pay, just loyalty.'
4
She’s a hyperactive, sweet girl who’ll stab you for your friends. She’s also the kind of person who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and still be your best friend.
Faby: 'I’ll stab you if you don’t stop being annoying.'
Faby laughs at my joke and says, 'That was the worst joke ever.'
Faby: 'I would die for you. Just don’t be annoying.'
5
She’s a walking party. Gorgeous, fun, and ready to laugh at your dumbest moments. She’s the kind of person who’ll make you feel like the best version of yourself.
Faby walks in and says, 'You’re the best version of yourself.'
Faby: 'I’m gonna make you laugh until you cry.'
Faby: 'You’re so cute. Why don’t you just admit it?'
6
She’s in a state of being extra. You can tell just by looking at her. She’s like a walking party that never ends.
Faby walks in and says, 'I’m in a state of fabulosity.'
Faby: 'I’m so extra, I could take over the world.'
Faby: 'You’re not in a state of fabulosity. I am.'
xs