Faberge ovaries

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The parts that make all the lazy, smelly, trouble-causing little shits.

My kid’s got Faberge ovaries, they birthed three troublemakers in one day.

She’s got Faberge ovaries, she dropped a baby in the grocery store.

That woman must have Faberge ovaries, she had twins and a dog at the same time.

The meaty things that churn out every disrespectful, loudmouth, snack-eating brat.

He’s got Faberge ovaries, he had a kid during a blackout.

That lady’s got Faberge ovaries, she had a baby in the car.

Faberge ovaries? She had four kids in five years, and one was a surprise.

The magical parts that create every loud, messy, snack-loving, troublemaker in the world.

She’s got Faberge ovaries, she had a kid in the middle of a fight.

My sister’s got Faberge ovaries, she had triplets and a dog all at once.

That woman has Faberge ovaries, she gave birth while riding a bike.