Fabela

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a hot girl who’s always smiling like she just won a million dollars, and she’s so in love with this guy named Josh that she’d probably punch the moon if he broke her heart
Fabela just walked in and the whole class stopped breathing. Josh got a brain freeze from trying to look cool.
Fabela texted me: 'Josh is cute. I might die. Also, I'm hungry.'
Josh asked Fabela to prom. She said yes. Then she ate six tacos. The prom is doomed.
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a girl who looks like a goddess, but she’s also the type to cuss out the principal if Josh doesn’t text her back
Fabela is so pretty, the principal gave her a free pass to skip math. Josh didn’t text her back. She cursed his whole family.
Fabela posted: 'Josh, if you don’t call me, I will dye your hair pink. You will thank me.'
Josh tried to ask Fabela out. She said, 'Only if you stop being annoying.'
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the girl who’s so pretty, she could make a boy forget to do his homework, but she’s also the type to slap Josh if he makes her wait more than five minutes
Fabela walked in, and Josh forgot to do his math test. He got a zero. She smiled. He cried.
Fabela texted Josh: 'Where are you? I’m waiting. I will hit you if you don’t show up.'
Josh was five minutes late. Fabela slapped him. The whole school heard it.
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