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A person who yells 'Fabulous' at everything like it's the last word on Earth, even if it's just a half-dead toaster.
'This meeting was fabulous!', said by someone who had to leave to get a coffee.
'That chicken was fabulous!', said by someone who ate it with a fork and a side of shame.
'This storm is fabulous!', said by someone who got drenched and now has a cold.
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Someone who acts like everything is the best thing ever, even if it's just a slightly okay day.
'This morning was fabulous!', said by someone who woke up to a screaming parrot.
'This pizza is fabulous!', said by someone who had to eat it with a spoon.
'This job is fabulous!', said by someone who got fired.
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A human who says 'Fabulous' so much it starts to sound like a curse, even when it's just a slightly okay Tuesday.
'This Tuesday is fabulous!', said by someone who had to work on it.
'This coffee is fabulous!', said by someone who drank it and then cried.
'This life is fabulous!', said by someone who had to borrow money from their mom.
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A person who treats the word 'Fabulous' like it's gold, even when it's just a slightly okay lunch.
'This sandwich is fabulous!', said by someone who had to eat it with a knife.
'This movie was fabulous!', said by someone who fell asleep in the middle of it.
'This friend is fabulous!', said by someone who had to pay for their dinner.
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Someone who says 'Fabulous' at everything like it's the last word on Earth, even if it's just a slightly okay hour.
'This hour was fabulous!', said by someone who had to survive it.
'This break was fabulous!', said by someone who had to take it because they were tired.
'This moment is fabulous!', said by someone who had to live through it.
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