fabdawg

My cousin is a fabdawg. Her guy still thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.

That girl next door is a fabdawg. Her guy wears socks with sandals.

I'm a fabdawg. My guy still thinks he's a king.

My girlfriend is a fabdawg. Her guy burns toast and calls it a culinary masterpiece.

That girl is a fabdawg. Her guy eats cereal for dinner and thinks it's fancy.

I'm a fabdawg. My guy thinks he's a food critic.

My sister is a fabdawg. Her guy still thinks he's a rockstar.

That girl is a fabdawg. Her guy wears a hat to bed and calls it a lifestyle.

I'm a fabdawg. My guy thinks he's the main character of a movie.