Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A 16-year-old who can't read and thinks they're cool.

My cousin tried to text me and wrote 'u r the best' and I had to explain what that meant.

He tried to read a book and just stared at it like it was a math test.

He asked me what 'homework' was and I told him it was something you do and he said, 'I don't do that, I do nothing.'

2

A 16-year-old who reads like they're being tortured.

She tried to read a note and it took her 10 minutes and she still didn't get it.

He read a sign and said it was 'a weird sentence' and walked away.

She asked me to read a message for her because she said it was 'too hard.'

3

A 16-year-old who acts like they can read but can't.

He said he could read and then tried to read a menu and asked me what 'lasagna' was.

She told me she read a book and then said it was 'just words.'

He said he read a message and then asked me to explain it to him again.

4

A 16-year-old who reads like they're learning to read for the first time.

He tried to read a text and said, 'It looks like a math problem.'

She tried to read a message and just said, 'It's too big.'

He tried to read a sign and said, 'It's like a puzzle.'

5

A 16-year-old who can't read and makes up excuses.

He said he couldn't read because 'the words are too loud.'

She said she couldn't read because 'the letters are too small.'

He said he couldn't read because 'the text is too long.'

6

A 16-year-old who reads like they're trying to escape a jail cell.

He read a message and said, 'It's like a secret code.'

She tried to read and said, 'I feel like I'm being watched.'

He tried to read and said, 'It's like I'm in a prison.'