Fabby Jammy

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A tiny border hopper who can’t stop bragging about their jump

"I leapt over that fence like it was a toddler at a snack bar!", Fabby Jammy

DM: "You think you're fast? I was already on my third coffee by the time you got halfway."

Tweet: "Border hoppers are just kids who need a nap."

A border hopper so small they’re basically a kid with a dream and a pair of shoes

"I’m not short, I’m just strategically placed for maximum jump power.", Fabby Jammy

Text from a cop: "You’re not even worth a ticket. Go home."

Caption on a photo: "This little border hopper just stole my spotlight."

A border hopper so tiny they can fit in a backpack and still make you cry

"I’m not crying, I’m just giving you a running start.", Fabby Jammy

Text from a teacher: "If I see you again, you’ll be sitting in the back with a time-out."

Caption: "This kid’s jump is stronger than my coffee addiction."